1. Grillers Anonymous Meatings are for male attendees only. Events are coed.

  2. For first timers, store bought bratwursts and other unmodified meats will be tolerated. After that be prepared to be ridiculed, tortured, and possibly stoned.

  3. Bring enough Meat & Beer to share with others. Unless you hit it with your car or something. In that case, it's all yours buddy! (Proper portions to bring is a 6 or 12 pack of beer and 8-10 servings of a meat dish)

  4. All dishes must have a meat component, fruits & vegetables are only acceptable as a part of a meat dish and/or when wrapped in bacon

  5. Chips are ok, but this isn't a F*@king picnic, leave the potato salad at home

  6. We grill all year round, neither rain, nor snow, nor toads falling from the sky will keep us from grilling; dress appropriately

  7. For the safety of everyone, please aim beerfarts away from the flames

  8. All hopeful members must have a sponsor who is an active member. If you do not have a sponsor, you may still participate however you may be asked to do a stupid human trick, such as juggling cats, balancing stuff on your nose, or attempt to capture an alligator with your bare hands.

  9. Nicknames must be given to you and approved by the executive council. However, terms of endearment such as "moron", "idiot", and "your momma's mistake" may be used at any time.